Dear Santa... Merry Christmas!

Poor Edna, coal again for Christmas. But of course, we are looking for NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS for the latest Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers challenge! Are the sisters the only ones still making last minute Christmas cards? If so, then consider it a head start for next year. And if Christmas isn't your thing, feel free to substitute your seasonal celebration of choice. A snarky winter solstice card could be rather awesome! 

So yes, I had some last minute cards to make. The first one is totally innocuous on the front... 

Speaking of last-minute, I wrote in these before I realized I should have photographed the inside snark. So in the three card variations I made, the insides read: "Is it too late to negotiate?", "I can explain!" and "I was framed!"
I wasn't quite done with this awesomely naughty stamp set, though! Two more:

Finally, a card that can be as innocent or naughty as you want it to be...

We sisters are taking just a bit of an extra break in case we are a little TOO festive in the coming days, so you have THREE weeks to play along with us! In the meantime, Merry Christmas and all the rest! ;) 

Supplies: white cardstock, red & green Craft Smith card bases, Technique Tuesday Dear Santa, Stampin' Up Visions of Santa & Simon Says Stamp/Kelly Purkey Oh Dear stamps, Versafine onyx black & Stampin' Up real red inks, Ranger clear embossing powder, Copic & Spectrum Noir markers, watercolour pencils, MFT & Winnie & Walter rectangular frame dies